Fish

Dear Co-worker:

I commend you for being a good steward of company time and finances by choosing to bring in leftovers and eating at your desk, possibly answering business phone calls, e-mails over going out to eat. However, next time you bring in fish, it would be much appreciated if you would utilize the microwaves in the break room and eat in the common area.
Thank you so much.

Love, me

P.S I was pretty close to throwing up for the better part of the afternoon.